Humor
Gary Freeman'50
Note: New email address.11-7-08
1-21-12
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president.
She was right on with this one!
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country
lately:
illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people
in Florida .....
Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems.
It's a win-win situation.
Try these....
+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican
border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes?
Think about this one:
1..The Constitution
2. The Ten Commandments
T H E C O N S T I T U T I ON
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ....
Why don't we just give them ours?
It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
T H E 1 0
C
O M M A N D M E NTS
The real reason that we can't have the
Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal,'
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment. PART
OF THE PROBLEM:
Also, Think about this:
If you don't
want to forward this for fear of offending
Someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It is Time for America to Speak up!
11-16-11
